the forbidden noodle

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the forbidden noodle is not for use with the cart farmer. we are not sure of its purpose, only it’s general forbidden nature

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a̶̭̬̗͛͂̈́̿̀̀͛̀̂̊́̐͝l̷̢̞̺̭̰̟̥̦̺̠̰̪͇̉̌̓͆̿̄̐̑ͅl̶̛͓͑̀͗̐̑ ̵̢̢̤̜͓̟̠͖̪̣͍̞̖̝̱̆̓h̵̢̨̠͕̖̩̙̤̝̣̳̤̏͋̏̈́̾̈̃͑̅̅̇̕͝ͅa̷̧̡͙͉̮͎̱̤̙̞͔̱̙̓̀́̽͊̆̈́́̃̈́̋̊̇̽ͅì̶̡̢̟̟̪̱͇̜̼͇̱̳͍͓͝l̷̡̢̪̟̣̤̤̟͚̪̟͚͎̜͇̈͊͆̈́̿̈́̄̍̍͒͘ ̷̛̮̘̤̰̲̩̮̞̟̹͈̗̍̿̇̓̈́́̐̇̋̉͋͜t̷͚͈̟̻̗͛̕h̸̨͎̘͍̬̖̱̅͂̀͑̇̾́̔͐̔̌͑̉͗e̶͙̼͈̤̜͐̓̈́̆͗̐̌̕͘͠͝ ̵̩̾̃̅͊̊f̸̛̥̙̗̫̤̦̅̍̈́̈́̿̒̀̚o̷̝͎̭̩̗͔̊̉͋̊̎́̑̔̓̅̌̈́̀̀̕r̸̡̖̤̮̳̥͈̳̯̥̫̅́͛̓̽̾̓̿͗̉͝b̴̢̜̥̝̙̠̀̃̉̽̆̿î̶͔̝͈͚̖̣̫̐d̷̡̢͉̞͕̙̙̟͗̾̿̈́́͂̈́̔̚d̸̙̻͖̈́e̶̡̧̛͚̖̣̭̯̬͖n̷̢̡̞̮̫̪̯̪̖͙̫̠̗̂̄̓̌̂͜͝ ̶͎͖̣̮̖̠̭̮̝͖̈͊̿̽̀̽̐a̷̹̼̬͇̝̽̈̄̈́̾̆͜͝͠p̸̡̣͙̠̗̥͚͍̤̅̏̂͑̿̃͘ͅṕ̸̣̯̟͈͍̘̙̟̭̺̜̘͜e̵͔̲̥̣̮̺̰̰̭̟̝̞̓͛̀̑̄̾̚n̸̮̜͙̜̳̱̹͙̯̬̮̜̂̈́̑̒͜ḑ̸̧͙͍̤̩͉̲̜͚͇͍͉͑̔̈́̈́ą̷͈̭͒̓̚ĝ̴̛̛̝͇̬̲͓͉̌̑̃͒̆̓͋̆͐̿̕ͅe̷̼̋̇ͅ ̸̹̱̳̙͔̞̓͂̅ố̴̱̘̦̩̦̯͎͙͓̃̀͛f̴̧͎̼͉̙͓̗̎̉̍͗̔̅͑͑͌̃̌͠ ̵̧̣̜̙̹̭̟̘͖̜̮͔͍͉̈́̚ͅt̸̨̡̝̻̮̼͓̺̎́h̶̨̧̜̫͍̭̺̙̄̐͘̕͠ę̵̹̙̫̻͓̼͉͓̠͕͚̗͗͗͛͋̍͐͊͗̒͊̂ͅ ̴̡͈̻̼̠̙͍̮̹̑̄͌̒̚g̵̠̣͓̜͙̞̹̬͓̝̲͌̀̀̋̾̽̌̀ͅř̵̮̟̙̥̖̖̖̬͕͎͓̺͋̋͒̀͋ͅe̴͔̗̬͛̑̋̓̽͝a̴̢̛̛̯̘̖̟̩̖̻͖͇͙̮̟͂͋̐̉͑̑͒̅̆͐͘t̵̨̧͉̻͔͉͚̟̙̯͚̫̫̫̂̂̄̒̌́̐̅̓̀́̔̄̚͜͝ ̷̢̧͔̙̮̣̬͎̾̈́ş̷̱̘͍̏͒̉̀̏͠ͅḭ̶̬̼̳͍̍̒́̈́͆̓́̄̅͘͜͠͠l̴̢̟͓̙̪͉̰̠̮̦̳͉͍̫͆̈́͌̅̃̑̋̃̈͐́̈́̚ḭ̴͇͖̝̗̻̱̯̘͈̒̑͊́̅͐͑́͋͊̕͜͝ͅč̴̢̮̻̳̙͗̔̃̉́͘͠ǫ̵̨̤̼̮̩͕͎̟̬̱̻͍̙̈͆̈́͐̆̈̃̍̓̐͌͌͝ͅń̷̛̩͈͎̦̽̏̀̆͗̇̅̍̏͘ę̵͕͓̩̣̊̿͜ ̵̪͔̙̬̜̘̩́́͂͂̀̒̽̚o̵͎̅̈́n̴̛̗̱͎̝̭͔̦̄̀̉͛̅̇̈́̂̄̔̓͜ĕ̸̠̻͊͂͒̋͛͘̚

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Amount

20 pcs Sample, 100 pcs Box, 1000pcs case

4 reviews for the forbidden noodle

  1. 1 out of 5

    Abermother

    what have I done. what is wrong with you people

  2. 5 out of 5

    caleb fontenot

    same

  3. 5 out of 5

    N8

    Best Noodle Joint Ever!

  4. 1 out of 5

    Vanilla Gorilla

    This rape whistle DOES NOT WORK! I’ve been blowing on it for days now and… NOTHING!


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